Chinglish（中式英语）经典版

爱炅の铄

此文概述多则关于Chinglish（中式英语）的幽默短语，虽为幽默文，但也谨此提醒各位同窗：说英语，要说地道的，切莫犯相同错误！——编者注
we two who and who?咱俩谁是谁啊  
How are you? How old are you？怎么是你？怎么老是你？  
You have seed I will give you some color to see see brothers! Together up! 你有种，我要给你颜色看看，兄弟们一起上！  
Hello everybody! If you have something to say ,then say! If you have nothing to say, go home有事起奏，无事退朝  
You me you me 彼此彼此  
You give me some stop! 你给我站住  
Know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知之为不知之  
Watch sister 表妹  
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken ,mouse’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞  
American chinese not enough 美中不足  
One car come one car go, two car pengpeng people die 车祸现场  
If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!要钱没有 要命一条！  
I call li old big, toyear 25.我叫李老大今年25。  
You have two down son.你有两下   
Good good study,day day up!!好好学习，天天向上！

双鱼girl

有才嗷~

xinqi

想起了嘉嘉在大本营里唱的那首歌：how big family呀。。。。

栀子花的叶

你老太幽默了 ！

风雨

i want to say something
but i can't say that
because if i say something it will be chinglish

Lilian=]

We should learn English as it is an international language. Althought nowadays some of the Americans learn Chinese to comunicate with us, but we still have to learn it. English is so important that almost the whole world use it.

琼

让我想起了那句 ：  no three no four...

＂好想做抱抱...

忒经典拉./!!!~~`
^_^.!!``

随炅而飞

还有还有哦，
beautiful  muild  no  foot
美中不足（脚）

背后的感觉

哇
英文 看不懂