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爆笑版英文三字经

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发表于 2008-1-23 19:31 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初:At the begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学:If you don't study hard,
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山:Dou, the Famous
有义方:owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子:All his five son took it
名俱扬:and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教:If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过:It is all your fault.
教不严:If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰:their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学:You may refuse to study this
非所宜:but that is a real mistake
幼不学:If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为:you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器:It won't become hard and strong.
人不学:If you don't learn sex,
不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
发表于 2008-1-23 19:32 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2008-1-24 09:06 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2008-1-30 15:05 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2008-1-30 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
头晕啊~~不看了
冰の吻 该用户已被删除
发表于 2008-1-30 16:04 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-1-30 16:12 | 显示全部楼层
路过的~~
发表于 2008-1-30 16:13 | 显示全部楼层
英文就是麻烦,咱们才三个字,他说了那么长的话,还没明白。
发表于 2008-1-30 16:14 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2008-1-30 17:04 | 显示全部楼层
就当我没来过嗷……
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